ill admit..pretty funny

Damn Girl, Why You Trippin!?

Damn girl, why you trippin?
Just cause she got the same dress as you?
I said you'll look flyer than she could ever do!
Cause you caught me starrin? Damn I can't help it!
You know what you were thinking when you put on that outfit!
Damn girl, why you trippin?
Cause I said I'd call in an hour,
But missed it by a minute, now you're all sour!?
I told you I was kickin it with the boys,
Now why gotta blow up in my face with all this noise!?
Damn girl, why you trippin?
So I bought you a medium, when you're a size small,
I'm not going back to wait at line in the mall!
Wash it, dry it, shrink it down a bit,
I bet after a while the shirt will fit.
Damn girl, why you trippin?
I'm tired and have no conscience.
I'm sorry if this phone conversation is nothing but silence.
Cause I raised my voice in tones of successions?!
I was pissed! Weren't you the one who said "show your true expressions."?!
Damn girl, why you trippin?
Cause I asked for money from you?!
I haven't eaten all day. You ate my lunch. Damn, I get hungry too!
I know you told me not to do it & I said I wasn't gonna do it,
But, damn, isn't it inevitable for everyone to slip!?
Damn girl, why you trippin?
So you wanna go and think that I'm lying!?
You're the one denying the facts that I'm supplying.
I said she's just a friend,
You assume too damn much! Why you gonna think I'm trying to play pretend!?
Damn girl, why you trippin?
So I called you another name.
But did you know that 'other name' was my mom's name!
I got you your Jamba Juice.
Now you're draining down the sink, cause I forgot the fiber boost!?
Damn girl, why you trippin?
I messed up bad & wanted to apologize. So I got you an authentic Mexican tortilla.
I'm sorry. I didn't know that tortillas gave you diarrhea.
Damn girl, why you trippin?
I just wanna give you a hug, a little kiss, or even hold your hand.
Now you're pushing me off like I'm not your man.
Cause I forgot to kiss goodbye?!
I always kiss goodbye, but tell me, when's the last time I got mine!?
Damn girl, why you trippin?
I got new clothes, shoes and I'm all fancied up,
now you complaining that I need a hair cut and a fresh line up!?
Cause I said your wedding plans were just "too much!"
We've only been together for less than a month.
Damn girl, why you trippin?
Cause for once I made you my second option,
Since I got with you I don't get to play video games that often.
Cause I danced with another girl,
Chill, it's only the Cha-Cha, you don't gotta go and destroy the whole world.
Damn girl, why you trippin?
I'm sorry if action and adventure movies make you sick,
I don't want spend another night watching romance and chick flicks.
Cause I said she was "sexy" and "I'd let her control me."
What do you expect!? It's Jessica Alba! You suggested that we watch Honey.
Damn girl, why you trippin?
Cause I forgot to visit you after work!?
Now you ain't gonna talk to me for a week, cause you're all butt hurt.
Cause my boy got shotty and you rode the back seat,
I was in the back seat while your girl took shotty last week.
Damn girl, why you trippin?
So I'll stop my ranting and finally shut up.
I just wanted to know what was up.
I'll be the man that I am and apologize again. & This is frequent.
Sometimes you just complain too damn much. Allow me to comprehend and be eloquent.
I'm not perfect and neither are you.
Why can't we go back to when love was all we wanted to do?
I do my best to make this work, and you should do your part as well.
Maybe if you did, our worlds wouldn't be a reflection of hell.
Hopefully we can work this out, so no 'trippin' will be existing.
Let's get our laces tight, so none of us are trippin.
Hopefully you don't see this poem as just a front.
I love you. Isn't that enough!?
You still leave me wonderin...
Damn girl, why you trippin!?

BY: this guy right here>>>>>http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=9918831

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